William M Dean Harassed by Authorities!

I'm being harassed by the authorities for something I didn't do!

I guess next year, I should remember to pay my taxes.

William M Dean

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The Pure Genius of William M Dean

Sometimes I look back over my writing and think, "I'm a freak'in genius. Why am I not famous?"

Other times I look back and think, "Oh."

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Promises, promises...

 

 

When I promised her that I would follow her anywhere, 

I was really just thinking Facebook and Twitter.

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Does Size Matter?

He Pingping, stood 74cm (2ft, 5in).

Would it be wrong to erect a 50-foot statue 

in honour of the world's smallest man?

The shoes, alone, would be no small feet.

Tthe world's tallest man. Sultan Kosen, 8 ft 1 in (246.5 cm),
meets the shortest man in the world, 2 ft 5.37 in (74.61 cm) He Pingping.

In case you doubted that he was a full grown man.

Here's the wiki link to He Pingping.

My Debut Novel Debuts

An exciting bit of news arrived in my inbox today.

According to "my people" at iUniverse, my debut novel, The Space Between Thought, is now online and available... somewhere.

They could not say exactly where. I guess they don't get Google, where they are.

So, I Google'd it myself and found the very first placement here...

... on Kobo, in Japan!

I may need to have a talk with those guys in Marketing.

The email mentioned that it will take between 2 and 6 weeks for every platform (i.e. Amazon, Barnes & Noble etc.) to have all the information up and on display, and for the print edition to become available.

The rudder's in the water. Now we wait for the rest of the ship.

Follow Her Anywhere?

WEBSITE: wmdean.com

EMAIL: williamdeanauthor@gmail.com

Google+: William M Dean

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wmdean007

Twitter: https://twitter.com/William_M_Dean
 
Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/wmdean007

 

When I promised her that I would follow her anywhere, 

I was really just thinking Facebook and Twitter. 

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You Know You're Truly Famous When...

I'll know that I've become truly famous when all the other William Dean writers
have to choose their middle initials from the remaining 25 letters of the alphabet.
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Graphic Design-The Cover

Apparently, a graphic designer will be putting my cover image together. 

I am wondering just how graphic this designer is, 

and whether the images she creates will be appropriate. 

Also, should I be worried 

that this person has designs on my work? 

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My Second Life

I tried 2nd Life, about 10 years ago. Wasn't on there 10 minutes before someone threw an invisible box over me which trapped my avatar and took me a half hour to figure out. 

I never went back... 2nd Life was too much like my 1st life.

 

*Here's an interesting article on 2nd Life bullying, which is referred to as "griefing."

* Here's Second Life's page on "Griefers."

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Asleep At The Wheel?

Am I the only one worried about drivers 

who have a dream catcher 

hanging from their rear view mirrors? 

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The William M Dean!?

Sometime after my novel is released, it would be wild if, just once, when I am introduced to a stranger their eyes light up and they ask, "The William M Dean!?"

Oh yeah, and they're not a process server.

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The Death of Robin Williams

 
The great comedian, Robin Williams, has died.

This puts a lot of pressure on the rest of us to be funnier.

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