Fairy Vomit

My 9-year-old son, Noah, heard from some other kids about a Hallowe'en fairy (also known as the Switch Witch) who will exchange candy for other gifts (he's hoping Pokemon cards.) We only allow him a certain amount, so he left all the extra candy for the fairy with this note. It was so much candy that he thought the fairy might need a barf bag, so he left one of those, too.

Happy Hallowe'en, Everyone! 

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